Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 @ 3:38 pm
future criminals and high needs brats Holy fucking christ. I can just imagine the spoiled, coddled, sheltered, 'high needs' brats that these people are raising. I posted this on a message board yesterday because I needed immediate release: I walked the dog around the neighborhood yesterday and had a run in with a little future criminal. As I rounded a corner I came upon a group of kids. One girl of maybe 9 or 10 sat in the grass in a wagon. I was looking straight ahead, or down at the dog. I had sunglasses on, so she probably couldn't really see where I was looking. Anyway, she said, "Would you please stop looking at me. And get your dog before I...before I kill him." I just shook my head. What I should have said - "Look here, you little bitch - First of all, trust me, I don't want to look at your punk ass. Second, come near either of us and you'll get a face full of this here pepper spray*, then my foot in your ass." *And I walk with my thumb on the trigger. Stolen from Bitchypoo: 1. Your name spelled backwards. 2. Where were your parents born? 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? 4. What's your favorite restaurant? 5. Last time you swam in a pool? 6. Have you ever been in a school play? 7. How many kids do you want? 8. Type of music you dislike most? 9. Are you registered to vote? 10. Do you have cable? 11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? 12. Ever prank call anybody? 13. Ever get a parking ticket? 14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? 15. Farthest place you ever traveled. 16. Do you have a garden? 17. What's your favorite comic strip? 18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? 19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? 20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? 21. Favorite pizza topping? 22. Chips or popcorn? 23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? 24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? 25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? 26. Orange Juice or apple? 27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? 28. Favorite type chocolate bar? 29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? 30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? 31. Have you ever won a trophy? 32. Are you a good cook? 33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? 34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? 35. Sprite or 7-up? 36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? 37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? 38. Ever throw up in public? 39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? 40. Do you believe in love at first sight? 41. Ever call a 1-900 number? 42. Can ex's be friends? 43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? 44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? 45. What message is on your answering machine? 46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? 47. What was the name of your first pet? 48. What is in your purse? 49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? 50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? Reading: Living Among Meat Eaters - Carol J. Adams Listening to: Made You Look - Nas |
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