He doesn't like to pilfer when the blinds are open and the cats are watching their kitty TV, either.

Other than dastardly squirrels and Big Brother at work, not much is going on. Oh, I found out that the person who was monitored going to "bad" sites does not work in either of the central office buildings (one of which is mine), and went to gay porn repeatedly. I cannot believe someone is that stupid. It's one thing for it to be once by accident (which I have done from a search), but this was over and over. Geez. Keep the porn at home! Dean knows this person, but has not seen them since finding this out. No one has gotten into trouble yet, but it's being documented. Right now, we are in "monitor" status. It will soon go to "interceptor" status, and actively block certain sites. I'm not sure how they will determine this, whether with filters or key words or what. The user will get a message that this is not an authorized site, and their supervisor is being notified. Ouch.

I need to wash my car inside and out; empty, clean out, and rearrange my closet; take clothes to the consignment shop; trim the undead rose bushes; arrange and price the garage sale junk; and clean this nasty house and the nasty puppy. There's more, but I don't feel like listing it. I seriously doubt all of this will get done in this three-day weekend. I have to make time to drink some alcoholic beverages at some point.

I stole this from bettyalready:

I Am

Which tarot card are you?