(P.S. Thanks to Anthrax for getting me through my mid-morning slump today. Oh, and keeping me awake on my rainy drive back from AL yesterday (along with QOTSA, of course - I can daydream and still drive safely). "I'm so bad I should be in detention...")

I went to AL for the mother's day lunch, which was pork roast. Yummy! I didn't have enough to eat, but lied and said I did. Luckily my brothers and Dad were entertaining. A funny moment from yesterday was when my brother came in saying, "Hey, butt lickers!" So I said, "Hey, nut hugger!" My stepmom laughed then said, "Nut hugger? What's that?" I just gave her a look. She said, "Oh!" "Yeah, those nuts." Guess you had to be there.

I think my stepmom is getting into the shitty gift territory. Well, not quite. Some thought does go into it, unlike my step-grandmother. She bought me this cat candle holder with flowers on it, and a pink candle with roses carved into it. Pink. Roses. Eww. She gave me this after showing me the new paint in her bedroom. She turned on the light and I said, "Eww!" She said it wasn't pink, but desert rose or some shit. Pink is pink. I don't like it, but it's fine if you do.

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