I'm leaning toward Rufus, Boris, or Oscar. I kind of like Silas, too, but he was the psycho albino in The Da Vinci Code. Cletus would be funny, but K might have a copyright or something.

I'm having my rescheduled massage today since I'd cancelled my appointment last week. I hope I can enjoy it.

Stolen from missleigh:

Have you ever:

(x) snuck out of the house-
I would say I was at a friend's house, but be with my future husband. Or say I was with a friend who had a 2am curfew (or none at all).

(x) gotten lost in your city
( ) seen a shooting star
(x) had a serious surgery
eyes twice
(x) gone out in public in your pajamas
Does going to the mailbox count?
( ) kissed a stranger
(x) hugged a stranger-
Leigh's stepmother hugged me the first time we met. My great grandmother did the same thing to friends of mine she'd never met.
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
( ) rode in a cop car
( ) been to Europe

(x) done drugs
(x) Had alcohol
(x) gotten a tattoo
(x) run away
...and got married. I hardly sneaked, though. I slept on the floor of my emptied bedroom the night before my 17th birthday - the day I moved out.
( ) played strip poker
(x) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
( ) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(x) swore at your parents-
At, around, with...

(x) been in love
(x) been obsessed with someone
Do celebrities count?
( ) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
(x) been high
( ) skinny-dipped
( ) skipped school
( ) flashed someone
(x) saw a therapist
( ) played spin the bottle
(x) gotten stitches

(x) peed in a public place
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
(x) bitten someone
And this is why I had to fill this one out. Right, P?
( ) been to Disneyland
(x) gotten the chicken pox
(x) kissed a member of the same sex-
not a romantic kiss, though.
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) shoplifted-
some candy when I was 8 or 9. The clerk busted me, and my brother blackmailed me with it for a while. I went with him to the convenience store so he could play Pac Man.
( ) been fired

(x) had a crush on someone of the same sex-
Eh, sort of.
( ) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) stolen something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) had a one-night stand
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) had sex at work
( ) had an affair
(x) been married....
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) seen someone die
( ) had a close friend die
( ) been to Africa
( ) been in a major natural disaster
(x) been in a serious car accident
I was 4 or 5.
(x) damaged public property
(x) been grounded
(x) Driven over 400 miles in one day
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico

(x) Been on a plane
( ) been on a helicopter
( ) been on a seaplane
( ) been on a cruise
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(x) blacked out
(x) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire-
Just the ol' hairspray on the jeans trick.
(x) watched porn
( ) read a clockwork orange
(x) seen risky business