Porn freaks.

And what is with this? I get a lot of these.

On the soap we watch (Y&R), some characters are supposed to be in the jungle on an island off of Japan. A huge bug crawled onto one of the women, and she freaked out. As a result (I think), I had the weirdest dream Wednesday night. At one point I was on the toilet, and mice started to crawl out from under things. I freaked out. There were huge spiders hanging out in the house (which wouldn't bother me that much, as long as they were minding their own business). At one point there was a huge beetle looking bug that seemed to be our pet. ~shudders~

I've still got s schedule of things to do today and tomorrow in preparation for the party, but I won't bore anyone to tears. After all the cleaning, I have to go get my hair did, then come back and make the dough for the cookies. The recipe says to chill it in the refridgerator for "a few hours." Then I have to roll and cut them, then bake for 10 minutes or so. They're supposed to be soft, so that sounds right. Though the recipe does not specify a time. I hope I don't screw them up, because I have no backup plan (i.e. store bought vegan something).

From Arcamax.com's News of the Weird:

Workers Cried At Hearing Of Bonus

Tears flowed at a Maine shoe factory when the workers heard about this year's Christmas bonus. "They called us all together and said we would each get $1,000," Lawrence Wyman said. "Everyone started clapping and then they said it would be $1,000 for each year worked." That's when the tears began flowing. At a time when manufacturing jobs are being lost to automation or sent overseas, SAS Shoemakers gave a bonus to its workers totaling an estimated $200,000, Britain's Sky News reported. Plant workers, Lawrence, and his wife, Charline, each received checks for $19,000 for working at the plant 19 years.

Holy shit! Hell, I haven't seen a raise (much less a bonus) in 2-3 years. At this point I'm thankful to even be employed.

The Friday Five:

1. List your five favorite beverages.
Diet Cherry Coke, Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum & Coke (too bad it kills my stomach), IBC Root Beer, orange juice, water

2. List your five favorite websites.
Veggieboards, Diaryland, eBay, The Dent, and at the moment - My Cat Hates You

3. List your five favorite snack foods.
chocolate chip cookies, swedish fish, yogurt raisins, baby carrots & celery (together), red grapes

4. List your five favorite board and/or card games.
Uno, Monopoly, Scrabble, Spades, does Pictionary count?

5. List your five favorite computer and/or game system games.
Mah Jongg, Solitaire, Free Cell, Scrabble, Minesweeper

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like it rough, and of course you like to pop a
cap in any wiggers ass.

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